Date: July 22, 2004
For my final day of church humor this week, I'm going to share a true story. This one I sent to the now-defunct Christian Parenting magazine and they paid real money for it!
You get it for free.
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As my wife and I were getting settled in for the morning service, one of our
friends sat down in the pew in front of us, without his wife. When we asked
where she was, he pointed to the floor, indicating the basement nursery.
Then he thought about what else his gesture might have meant, and turned to us, whispering, "No, not in hell."
Then he thought about all the kids there were in the nursery that day and turned back to us again, saying, "Well, sort of."
[True story. Thanks, Brian!]
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WISDOM for YOUR DAY: "Jesus said, 'Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.' " (Matthew 19:14)
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Mark!
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